You might be a Wisconsonite if . . .

  • you define summer as three months of bad sledding
  • your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar
  • snow tires come standard on all your cars
  • at least 50% of you relatives work on a dairy farm
  • you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week
  • you can identify a Michigan accent
  • you know what "cow tipping" is
  • you learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike
  • "Down South" to you means Chicago
  • traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee
  • the "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR
  • a brat is something you eat
  • you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat
  • you have no problem spelling Milwaukee
  • you got a passport to go to Minnesota
  • you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon
  • you used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday
  • you know that Gotham is a real city
  • you can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc
  • you know what a bubbler is
  • the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do
  • your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your bluespruce
  • you think there should be a "FIB go home" bumper sticker on every car north of Madison
  • a Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer
  • you go out for a fish fry on every Friday
  • you go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return wearing shorts
  • you tell someone where you are from and they say: 'I thought that was part of Canada
  • your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July
  • you know how to polka
  • you think that Lutheran and Catholic ARE the major religions
  • formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap
  • your children describe their summer vacation out of the state as a "trip to Door County"
  • you have to go to Florida to get a tan in August
  • you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend
  • your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoor due to frost
  • you know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it (by the way, Waunakee is a village!)
  • you have more fishing poles than teeth
  • you decide to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend
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